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What movies have not aged well?

12.06.2025 00:00

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

-All the bad guys are black.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Dr No

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

From Russia With Love

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

-”Ah so!”

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Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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